Hi Girls!
Thought I would share my experiences of Stalking Taylor Lautner at Base Camp!
Top Ten “Things I Learned while Stalking Taylor Lautner!”
#10) Who needs a job when Taylor is in town, we can stalk him every waking minute, take his autographs and sell them on Ebay. Thanks for supporting Pittsburgh!
#9) If Taytay remembers meeting you,(since you met him at least 6 times) and he smiles and says “hi again”, he is going to ask you out the next time, then you will get married and have beautiful wolf babies. He totally digs 11 and 12 year olds!
#8) Abduction Base Camp = Free Day Care!
Att: Moms, ABX Base camp now offers free sightings of teen heartthrob Taylor Lautner, your 7-13 year old girl will not move from the spot you left her, until you drag her away kicking and screaming!
#7) Mam’ your 3 week old baby would rather be home in her crib, unless Taylor Lautner is a wet nurse on the side, She could care less to be there at 3 AM waiting for him to come out and fall madly in love with you and propose!
#6) If you come dressed as a Banana, Taylor will not come out to meet you! Not sure which would be scarier to him the costume or the sign that says “Taylor, I am bananas about you!’, You might as well have just wrote “Taylor, I am crazy, run boy run!”
#5) Yes girls, he does wear Calvin Klein undies!
**Note to wardrobe, buy the poor kid a belt!
#4) I personally confirmed that Taylor Lautner does indeed like bubble wrap. Why would I ask such a silly question? I can read everything else about his life on the internet or ask the 11 year old beside me!
#3) Taylor’s Body Guard is Russian! Why? Okay sillies, everyone knows Russians are bullet proof.
#2) no matter how many times my dog watches New Moon, he will not transform into Taylor Lautner. I think it has to be a certain wolf breed.
Drum Roll Please……..
the #1 Thing I learned while Stalking Taylor is……..
Suzie: “I spent the night at Taylor Lautner’s house last night”
Jenny: “OMG! Are you Serious! I did not even know you two had met or were dating!”
Suzie: “I don’t know him yet, I slept in his driveway!”
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